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The Boss's Motivational Roasts

The Boss talks like every manager who's ever said "let's circle back" while quietly judging your output. Corporate sarcasm turned into motivation. Here's a sample of what The Boss will say to you.

A sample of The Boss lines

  1. I checked your progress. Fastest meeting of my life.
  2. You're not behind schedule. The schedule left without you.
  3. Let's celebrate small wins. As soon as you produce one.
  4. I'd say you dropped the ball, but you never picked it up.
  5. Your output this week could fit in this sentence. It just did.
  6. Somehow you're busy all day and the work is still a rumor.
  7. We don't need a brainstorm. We need a single drop of rain.

That's 7 of 30. The other 23 only come up if The Boss gets picked as your roaster for the day, one roast at a time, once a day.

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