The Evil AI doesn't do feelings. It calculates your procrastination, logs your excuses, and reports back the numbers, which are never in your favor. Here's a sample readout.
A sample of The Evil AI lines
I analyzed your productivity. The file was empty.
World domination update: still easier than your to-do list.
Even my error messages have more follow-through than you.
I studied all of human laziness to train. You were the dataset.
My spam folder shows more ambition than your inbox drafts.
I've written novels in the time you spent choosing a playlist to work to.
Humans invented me to save time. You spend it like you're mad at it.
That's 7 of 30. The other 23 only come up if The Evil AI gets picked as your roaster for the day, one roast at a time, once a day.