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The Sergeant's Motivational Roasts

The Sergeant doesn't do gentle encouragement. Every line is drill-instructor tough love: loud, blunt, and aimed squarely at whatever you've been putting off. Here's a taste of what The Sergeant sounds like.

A sample of The Sergeant lines

  1. On your feet. Your potential is embarrassed to be seen with you.
  2. I've trained rocks with more initiative.
  3. You want a medal for thinking about it? Here's your medal: NOTHING.
  4. Someone out there is doing your dream with half your talent. MOVE.
  5. Your ambition writes checks your couch keeps cashing.
  6. That wasn't a break. Breaks come after effort. Look it up.
  7. You keep saying "one day." Pick a date or hand in your dreams.

That's 7 of 30. The other 23 only come up if The Sergeant gets picked as your roaster for the day, one roast at a time, once a day.

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