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The Coach's Motivational Roasts

The Coach yells like every sports movie coach who ever benched someone for showing up half-hearted. Sports metaphors, locker-room grit. Here's a sample of the lineup.

A sample of The Coach lines

  1. That wasn't a warm-up. That was a nap with extra steps.
  2. I believe in you. Someone has to, you clearly clocked out.
  3. Even your water break took a water break.
  4. Your warm-up has a warm-up. Neither leads anywhere.
  5. You didn't leave it all on the field. You never entered the field.
  6. That fire in your belly? It's just snacks.

That's 6 of 30. The other 24 only come up if The Coach gets picked as your roaster for the day, one roast at a time, once a day.

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